I told you there would be two posts today! I never lie. Not to you, my avid fan base.
Kind of a shitty night. Tired, headache.
But on the upside, I quit my job today!
Yes ladies and gentlemen, yours truly, up until only about 5 hours ago was employed at Dollarama, is now the newest member of a grocery store produce team. It was such a relief to hand in my letter of resignation to my boss. She was so immature and rude about everything I asked her, always acted like everything was a huge favor to me, and that it was a gigantic deal.
So, of course I sank to her level. I waited until she had a large lineup of customers, walked up the till and handed her the letter. "This is my letter of resignation. I quit."
I felt glorious. Am I a winner at life or what?
Nothing quite like handing it to your boss. If she had been at least friendly or professional, I would have been that way too. I was quitting either way, as they were unable to supply me with sufficient hours, but I would have been a whole lot nicer about it.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
2 Posts?
Good morning!
Having just crawled out of bed, I felt the immediate pull of the internet, and so came down to my computer and navigated to this blog. Because I just have so much to say.
I had the strangest dream last night. It began with me and the band we were riding a school bus with a bunch of other people, and for some reason, we were all sitting in separate seats. When the bus came to a stop, James decided to stay on while the rest of us hopped off. As soon as we were off of the bus, we had transformed. I was Batman, Tim was Superman, and Kyle was Gandalf. What the fuck?
Gandalf/Kyle then proceeded to chase Tim and I around town, through several backyards(home to angry residents!) and up and down streets. This whole chase was peppered with random viewings of James watching us from the bus window as it drove around town. The chase was seemingly endless, until for no apparent reason, I awoke in my little bed, the sun streaming through the window and directly into my eyes.
Isn't that exciting? In my last entry, come to think of it, I did mention something about adventures. Well, if the adventures come in dream form, then so be it!
Sorry about the lack of dragons and other mythical creatures. Maybe I'll eat lots of crazy foods before bed next time and that will somehow alter my dreaming subconscious.
Exciting stuff!
Having just crawled out of bed, I felt the immediate pull of the internet, and so came down to my computer and navigated to this blog. Because I just have so much to say.
I had the strangest dream last night. It began with me and the band we were riding a school bus with a bunch of other people, and for some reason, we were all sitting in separate seats. When the bus came to a stop, James decided to stay on while the rest of us hopped off. As soon as we were off of the bus, we had transformed. I was Batman, Tim was Superman, and Kyle was Gandalf. What the fuck?
Gandalf/Kyle then proceeded to chase Tim and I around town, through several backyards(home to angry residents!) and up and down streets. This whole chase was peppered with random viewings of James watching us from the bus window as it drove around town. The chase was seemingly endless, until for no apparent reason, I awoke in my little bed, the sun streaming through the window and directly into my eyes.
Isn't that exciting? In my last entry, come to think of it, I did mention something about adventures. Well, if the adventures come in dream form, then so be it!
Sorry about the lack of dragons and other mythical creatures. Maybe I'll eat lots of crazy foods before bed next time and that will somehow alter my dreaming subconscious.
Exciting stuff!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Stuff and Fluff!
F.T.B. currently working on lots of new material. Splendid.
On to more pressing matters, I am extremely tired. It is common knowledge(I think) that the average human requires 8 hours of sleep every night. I recently heard (can't recall the source), that anymore than those 8 hours is a negative thing for the body.
Is this true?
I don't know why that's important.
Enough of this mind numbing bullshit called a blog. Blogs are pretty stupid if you actually examine what they are. Who cares about what happened during my day? What's the point in relaying all this information to you? I just really use it as a boost for my own non-existent ego.
Now, if you've got an exciting life, full of adventures, and dragons, and tour, and broken airplanes and stuff, I can see a blog being very interesting! Or if I were to post a short mystery every week for a year, and ask people to try and solve them in the comment box. What an idea!
But unfortunately for all of you avid fans out there in cyberland, I am lazy, and no such excitement will be forth coming. So too bad.
I read today's entry on Brendan Kelly's blog 'Bad Sandwich Chronicles', in which he mentioned Tralfamadore, the alien planet in Kurt Vonnegut's book Slaughter House 5. I was so excited to see a reference to one of my favorite novels. Does this make me strange? I was excited to the point where I actually told my sister, who was sitting in the next room. I recieved a strange look.
On to more pressing matters, I am extremely tired. It is common knowledge(I think) that the average human requires 8 hours of sleep every night. I recently heard (can't recall the source), that anymore than those 8 hours is a negative thing for the body.
Is this true?
I don't know why that's important.
Enough of this mind numbing bullshit called a blog. Blogs are pretty stupid if you actually examine what they are. Who cares about what happened during my day? What's the point in relaying all this information to you? I just really use it as a boost for my own non-existent ego.
Now, if you've got an exciting life, full of adventures, and dragons, and tour, and broken airplanes and stuff, I can see a blog being very interesting! Or if I were to post a short mystery every week for a year, and ask people to try and solve them in the comment box. What an idea!
But unfortunately for all of you avid fans out there in cyberland, I am lazy, and no such excitement will be forth coming. So too bad.
I read today's entry on Brendan Kelly's blog 'Bad Sandwich Chronicles', in which he mentioned Tralfamadore, the alien planet in Kurt Vonnegut's book Slaughter House 5. I was so excited to see a reference to one of my favorite novels. Does this make me strange? I was excited to the point where I actually told my sister, who was sitting in the next room. I recieved a strange look.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Your forgiveness is a fading fiction
Dinner with new people was good.
Now it's my girlfriend's turn! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
But lucky her, we're going to Mandarin, therefore the task of meeting new people is vastly over shadowed by the presence of mound upon mound of delicious food shipped fresh from the Orient.
Yes, I really believe that the food served at Mandarin is an accurate representation of real fresh Asian food.
From the Bottom has a gig at a house party coming up sometime in the early summer. it's a long way off, and we'll hopefully have other gigs before then, but for now, it's something to look forward to. Of course, I'm not going to tell you whose house it's at, because then all of you shit-for-brains mindless followers of F.T.B. would flock to the poor person's residence just to indulge in a night of orgies and other innocent childhood fun.
I didn't get fired from work yet. It was a near miss though, I think.
Well, I'm off to perform an emergency rescue of the girl. Wish me luck!
Now it's my girlfriend's turn! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
But lucky her, we're going to Mandarin, therefore the task of meeting new people is vastly over shadowed by the presence of mound upon mound of delicious food shipped fresh from the Orient.
Yes, I really believe that the food served at Mandarin is an accurate representation of real fresh Asian food.
From the Bottom has a gig at a house party coming up sometime in the early summer. it's a long way off, and we'll hopefully have other gigs before then, but for now, it's something to look forward to. Of course, I'm not going to tell you whose house it's at, because then all of you shit-for-brains mindless followers of F.T.B. would flock to the poor person's residence just to indulge in a night of orgies and other innocent childhood fun.
I didn't get fired from work yet. It was a near miss though, I think.
Well, I'm off to perform an emergency rescue of the girl. Wish me luck!
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Greetings from the interior....
It has been a while since I posted. Mostly it seems I take significant breaks between posts because I really have nothing interesting to say. I have to wait for external forces to cause turbulence in my life so I can run home to my computer and type it up as fast as I can for all of you avid followers to read.
So anyway, we played a gig at the All Stars Bar and Grill (it finally happened!!!). It went okay I suppose, but something was wrong with the P.A. and vocals were not loud enough. What a crying shame.
I work today, probably one of my last shifts, which kind of sucks. Sure, nobody actually likes having to work, but it's money, which everybody needs apparently. I missed a few shifts, and am now in trouble. We shall see how this all works out in the end.
Then I'm meeting new people. Wonderful. We'll also see how that works out.
It's not really a big deal, but I do get somewhat anxious when meeting new people. I'm not really sure why.
I recently became vegetarian. Interesting. I feel better already.
A plane crashed that was carrying several high up Polish government officials, including the president of the country. It crashed in Russia. Can anyone say conspiracy theory?
So anyway, we played a gig at the All Stars Bar and Grill (it finally happened!!!). It went okay I suppose, but something was wrong with the P.A. and vocals were not loud enough. What a crying shame.
I work today, probably one of my last shifts, which kind of sucks. Sure, nobody actually likes having to work, but it's money, which everybody needs apparently. I missed a few shifts, and am now in trouble. We shall see how this all works out in the end.
Then I'm meeting new people. Wonderful. We'll also see how that works out.
It's not really a big deal, but I do get somewhat anxious when meeting new people. I'm not really sure why.
I recently became vegetarian. Interesting. I feel better already.
A plane crashed that was carrying several high up Polish government officials, including the president of the country. It crashed in Russia. Can anyone say conspiracy theory?
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