Mission: Accomplished

hey there dirtbags
So I was recently reading a friend of mine's blog. He's generally got a lot of stuff to say, mostly about how depressing his life is and stuff, and you know, it happens. That's what blogs are for, and I can't help it that I use mine for immature (but ultimately more stimulating) means. Anyway, in one of his recent posts, he listed things he had accomplished by age 20. It wasn't a huge list, and I think it was some exercise in convincing himself that he had a terrible life.
So, I figured (as I'm turning 20 myself soonish), that I'd provide all my avid fans with a list of junk I've accomplished at this ripe old age. After all, let's not forget that by the age of 20, your life is practically over and nothing good can ever be achieved from it if it isn't achieved NOW.
- I've been bitten by two dogs
- I successfully pretended not to be able to ride a bike until age 14
- I pissed my bed a lot
- I've made several lists of funny names for dongs (some of which will be posted in upcoming entries, get stoked)
- I've played guitar for 10 years and have yet to bother trying to learn more than power chords and very simple riffs
- I've dropped more money on records than I could ever count
- I can successfully recite the Lord of the Rings film trilogy in its entirety
- I've broken a toe
- I've had pneumonia, strep throat, norwalk, and a countless amount of colds and flues
- I've lectured more people on spelling or grammar (all the while well having spelling and grammar issues) then anyone I know
Anyway, that's my list, folks